Pop quiz

1. Which of the following names do you think the baby most associate himself with?
a. Nathan
b. Nathaniel
c. Nat
d. Baby brother

2. Waking up at a reasonable hour (7am) means you might find the 2 and 5 year olds:
a. Wearing nail polish not only on nails, but also on fingers and toes, elbows and noses
b. With a temporary (thank goodness) tattoo on cheek
c. Sitting at their little table, spoons in hand, sharing a jar of peanut butter which they obtained by scaling the cupboards with the help of a kitchen stool
d. All of the above

3. What does the girls get yelled at most with?
a. SPACE! (as in give the baby some space!)
b. SHARE!
c. What did I just say? (Is your ears stuffed with cotton?)
d. Keep the crumbs on your plate!

4. What should a mother do when her baby is asleep? (Please pick a most reasonable option.)
a. Go use the bathroom without having to hold a child in your lap.
b. Eat your breakfast/lunch/dinner without fear of dripping on your baby who is only happy in your arms
c. Do some work (house work or otherwise)
e. Prep lunch/dinner
f. Take a nap
f. All of the above, preferably simultaneously


Answer keys:
1. d. 2.d. 3.a. 4.Hm... the most reasonable option... I think this is a trick question...